How To Look When You're Sick

We've all been there. Sick, miserable... probably in the last throes of death. But in order to help others empathize, it's important to walk around the house bent over with your arms swinging by your knees. Ear infections are known to cause this kind of posture among three year olds. It's a medical fact. (He had to walk around our living room and kitchen like this a few times to help Brett and I know how terribly sick he really is. When we finally caught on, he collapsed. Truly, we are neglectful parents.)