Do real-life personal relationships exhaust you? Are you wishing for a way to express how superior your own children are without having to have actual contact with others? Or, are you simply tired of physical reality? Then take my advice: Create a "Baby Book Blog!" The Internet: finding ways to distance you from friends and family since 1992.
I haven't even been able to manage a baby book of the "20th Century" variety, but Richard tells me this is the thing to do, so we'll see. You know how I do so love to be trendy, when trendiness doesn't conflict with my inherent laziness.
| Miles' Word | What it Means |
|---|---|
| "skenton" | skeleton |
| "Chick-de-fay" | Chick-fil-A |
| "candy soap" | soap that smells good |
| "ABCDs" | ABCs |
| "Miles Smif" | His name |
| "Mommy Smif" | My name (when I'm in trouble) |
| "nufin" | The standard answer to what he did at daycare today |
| "movie e-ader" | movie theater |
| "Well..." | Your idea was good, but here's a better one... |
| "You already got for..." | You forgot... |
| "wery" | very |
| "smooky" | spooky |
| "monthterd" | monster |
| "wery smooky monthterd" | very spooky monster |
| "gobbles" | goggles |
| "BS" | VBS (Vacation Bible School) |
| "nipplecracker" | nutcracker |
| "Sure pleasure" | A cross between "sure thing" and "my pleasure" |
| Blog: |
| Miles and Macey |
Topics: |
| Tara Smith, kids, family |
7 comments:
First Comment
Richard, you are so lame. I love it that my picture of Macey made the headline of the blog. :)
And I dig the color scheme - well played, Tara. :)
this is so great!! I will be on the computer a lot more now!!
outstanding dear - this really is great and you're great!
It's nice to see that you haven't taken being replaced as Joan to hard Tara. Your children are way more interesting than the life of a cat anyway. Looking forward to some awesome Miles and Macey stories.
here, here, about the trends conflicting with laziness. Who say we have to have a blog? Who says we have to do our hair? Who says we have to wear makeup? Who says we have to wear a bra before 11 in the morning?????
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