Do real-life personal relationships exhaust you? Are you wishing for a way to express how superior your own children are without having to have actual contact with others? Or, are you simply tired of physical reality? Then take my advice: Create a "Baby Book Blog!" The Internet: finding ways to distance you from friends and family since 1992.
Term of endearment: "C'mere my little cinnamon bun! Chomp chomp chomp!"
Insult: "Tater face!"
Retort: "Ketchup face!"
Prayerful introduction: "God, I'm Miles Smif."
How to express something that took place prior to yesterday: "A long time ago, like when dinosaurs were still alive."
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Tara Smith
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10:13 PM
| Miles' Word | What it Means |
|---|---|
| "skenton" | skeleton |
| "Chick-de-fay" | Chick-fil-A |
| "candy soap" | soap that smells good |
| "ABCDs" | ABCs |
| "Miles Smif" | His name |
| "Mommy Smif" | My name (when I'm in trouble) |
| "nufin" | The standard answer to what he did at daycare today |
| "movie e-ader" | movie theater |
| "Well..." | Your idea was good, but here's a better one... |
| "You already got for..." | You forgot... |
| "wery" | very |
| "smooky" | spooky |
| "monthterd" | monster |
| "wery smooky monthterd" | very spooky monster |
| "gobbles" | goggles |
| "BS" | VBS (Vacation Bible School) |
| "nipplecracker" | nutcracker |
| "Sure pleasure" | A cross between "sure thing" and "my pleasure" |
| Blog: |
| Miles and Macey |
Topics: |
| Tara Smith, kids, family |
1 comments:
Great thing about being a kid... just add "face" or "head" to a descriptor, and you've got an insult. Even if it's something good, it's bad. "Santa Head!" or "Mommy Head"... you get the pic.
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