What Daddy Does At Work

Monday morning we were getting ready to leave for work/daycare, and Miles kept giving me these really weird looks (mouth pursed; eyebrows furrowed, one up one down; eyes squinty; don't ask me how he pulled all that off, but he did). I asked him what he was doing, and he said, "I'm Daddy." I said, "Hi, Daddy, what are you doing today?" He said, "I'm going to work." I asked him what he does at work, and he answered, "I go to church and play games and don't bring them home with me."