Christmas Gift Ideas for Macey, Based on What She Currently Enjoys Playing With

• Steak knives
• Razors
• Shoes (for licking, not wearing. Esp. flip flops, because the part where the straps connect to the sole looks like a nipple from the bottom)
• Toilet bowl brushes
• Toilet water
• Sunglasses
• Hair care products
• Tampons
• American cheese (individually wrapped)